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GM. This is the Milk Road, the email that teaches you all about crypto in less time than it takes to choose a Netflix show.

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Today, we found out that inflation rose 8.5% in March (a new 40 year-high) and we’ve officially hit the “Extreme Fear” zone…

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I’m not here to tell you what prices are gonna do following the US’s inflation report…but i am here to tell you that I love you. 

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Yeah, I love you for giving me the next 176 seconds of your day to read this.

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Today's estimated read time: 2 minutes &  56 seconds +

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  • +  â¬‡ď¸Ź Crypto assets saw a big outflow last week +
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  • +  đź¤‘ My friend just found millions of dollars +
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+ CRYPTO ASSETS SAW AN OUTFLOW OF $134M LAST WEEK +

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I like looking at the inflows & outflows of money.

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When times are good, like 2 weeks ago, we see lots of new capital coming into crypto ($450M combined in 2 weeks). This drives the price up. Because, duh. 

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Last week, the flow flipped. Like when your shower all of a sudden goes ice cold because someone turned on the dishwasher. 

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In the last 7d, we have a net outflow of $134M. This could be investors taking profits ahead of the US inflation data hitting or something else entirely.

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Money in, money out, potato, po-tah-toh. 

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I don’t get too caught up in the price movements. Instead, I try to get a fundamental understanding of why I believe in something over the long term.  +

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Kyle Samani, the co-founder of Multicoin (one of the big crypto VC funds) said something similar yesterday on Twitter. He said he tries to distill every crypto deal into a 1-line reason-to-believe. 

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For example, here are the 1-liners for his big investments : +

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LayerZero - bridges are fucking complicated, focus on simplicity

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Helium - radically reduced cost structure to build physical network of WAPs

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Solana - technical scalability creates social scalability

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Fractal - NFT gaming gonna be huge, led by the best conceivable for that market

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They are intentionally reduced to be as simple as possible. You can’t always reduce it down into a catchy 1-liner, but it’s the thought that counts. 

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P.S. Here’s your investment thesis for why you invest your time reading the Milk Road: +

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“Because I can laugh every day while increasing my crypto IQ by 15 points”  +

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+ MY FRIEND JUST "FOUND" MILLIONS +

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What happened? XCopy is one of the most popular NFT artists in the world. And someone just “found” 100 of his old works in a junk pile (and is going to make millions off it).

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Check this out: My friend Gianni went through all of Xcopy’s contracts on Etherscan and discovered that XCopy minted 100 of his first ETH NFTs on a marketplace called “RareBits” that went out of business.

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He reverse engineered the unverified contract and bought them all for ~6.9e total and is now the proud owner of some of XCopy’s earliest public work and most likely will be able to sell these for millions of dollars.

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Check out one of the actual NFTs he grabbed:

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1/ Rarebits is a great example of how “timing is a bitch” in startups. Super smart team working on an NFT marketplace. Shut down in 2019 right before NFTs started taking off. 

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2/ This is a cool example of “NFT ArchAeology” (digging up valuable treasures on the blockchain) 

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3/ NFTs are “provably true.” So there is no dispute that these are authentic pieces of art by XCOPY. 

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+ 6 PIECES O'NEWS NUGGETS +

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Twitter Beef of the Week: Do Kwon vs. Jack Niewold about his LUNA criticisms. If you missed it, check out the thread.

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+ Today's Milk Road is brought to you by LEX đźŹ˘ +

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What they do: make it easy to invest in real estate +

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What asset class has created more millionaires than any other? 

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Today’s sponsor, LEX, has a really cool angle for investing in real estate. 

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LEX does an “IPO” for a building, so you can directly invest in marquee commercial real estate. You can build a portfolio of buildings you want to invest in. Each building has a ticker, just like stocks. 

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As a shareholder, you can get paid dividends flowing from the rent paid by the tenants. You can also earn tax advantaged passive income and trade without lockups.

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Check out LEX’s live assets in New York City and upcoming IPO in Seattle. 

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+ MEME OF THE DAY +

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Share Milk Road

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You currently have 0 referrals, only 1 away from receiving An Inside Look At What The Crypto Whales Are Betting On.

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